DO YOU HAVE SALTY BALL SYNDROME "SBS"?
WHATS YOUR SCORE?
Add up the numbers in the black boxes to find your score.
did you drink or eat any of the following in 48 hours?
CAFFEINE – Large amounts will end up making YOU taste bitter
DAIRY – The good bacteria in your digestive tract doesn’t equate to good southern tastes.
MEAT – Meat WILL add extra salt to the system and give you a salty taste.
PROCESSED FOODS – These have plenty of chemicals that will screw with discharges. Sorry.
ASPARAGUS – It should be pretty obvious since it makes your pee smell funky.
DRUGS & BOOZE – These feel-good substances are better left for after playtime if you want tasty juices.
SMOKING – This bad habit INFUSES more than just semen. It will also come out of your skin and nipples.
DRINKING SODA- Dehydrates you and the processed sugar makes you taste yuk.
WATER – 8 CUPS A DAY. Dehydration will reduce the amount of seminal fluid.
VARIOUS FRUITS – Everyone knows pineapple will work some magic, but did you know that lemons, plums, blueberries, kiwis, and cranberries (which help with PH levels) work as well.
CERTAIN HERBS & SPICES – Things like peppermint, cinnamon, parsley, and wheatgrass.
CELERY – High in vitamin C and flushes out some of the salty taste. Not to mention the negative calories. Stock up your fridge with this snack.
GENERAL HEALTHY EATING – They will help in the long run – and not just for your personal cocktail. Make sure you have your annual checkups and be aware that medication will also alter things (don’t stop your meds just to have candy flavored squirts! Just balance it with other things).
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